"To The Cloud!", they said.

"Go, learn Power BI", they said. So, I started.
"Go, learn SharePoint Online" they said. So, I started.
"Go, learn DAX", they said. So, I started.

Needless to say, I've not gotten far on either. I know enough to much around, and I'm on the verge of enough of being a danger to myself, and our 365 tenant.

"Go, fix Power BI", I expect them to say.
"Go, fix SharePoint Online", I expect them to say.
"Go, fix your DAX", I expect them to say.

As I reach those inevitable steps, and stumble my way to something that could be considered a solution if you squinted at it in bad light, I will of course present it here. I mean, someone might read it. Right?